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  • The Jargon File
  • Man Pages from alt.sysadmin.recovery
  • The Bastard Operator From Hell
  • Dilbert
  • AolSucks.org
  • The Palm Pilot Robot Kit - build a robot out of your old Palm
  • Microsoft Product Support HOWTO: Read the Fucking Manual
    I never thought Microsoft had a sense of humour, well I guess there's probably some true techies working there after all, poor sods
    UPDATE: This page has been removed by request of Micro$oft (i knew it, i knew it...)
  • The First ever Smiley :-)
  • The Internet Oracle
    • The Internet Oracle Website
    • Pearls from rec.humour.oracle.d - the digest newsgroup
  • Micro$oft! hate sites
    • The Support Group for People Used by Microsoft
    • The Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft made cars
    • McRosoft
    • Microshaft
    • The Onion: Story "Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeros"
    • The Onion: Story "Bill Gates Grants Self 18 Dexterity, 20 Charisma"
    • The Top Secret Microsoft Windows 95 Source Code
  • Esoteric Programming Languages
    • Perl Golf - Complete a given task in Perl using the least number of characters (strokes)
    • Lingua::Romana::Perligata - a Perl module allowing PERL to be written in Latin
    • The Shakespeare Programming Language - programs written in Shakespearian insults
    • Java2k - uses a pseudo-random number generator to ensure your functions have only an approximately 90% chance of returning the correct results
    • Sorted - a language based on the principle that good code should be easy to sing
    • Chef - a language in which programs look like recipes
    • Ook! - a programming language designed for orang-utans
    • Whenever - a programming language without any sense of urgency
    • Whitespace - a programming language that consists entirely of whitespace characters
  • Magic 8-balls
    NB: the 'magic 8-ball' is an American toy manufactured by Mattel (yup, same guys as make Barbie Dolls) which looks just like a normal black pool ball, but with a window in the back so that you can ask it a yes/no question and when you shake it, the answer pops up in the window. Clever, no?
    • 8-Ball in Springfield, Illinois
    • The Sarcastic-Ball
    • The Orb of Augury
    • The Public 8-Ball MARTIN'S AWARD FOR THE MOST PATHETIC SITE ON THE INTERNET
  • Wierd and Wonderful Web Servers
    • The FLY (yes, it's a webserver inside a housefly)

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