Take some ripe and fresh tomatoes…
Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
for what it’s worth:
If you don’t already get it, then it wouldn’t be funny, even if I explained it. Sorry.
Archive for March, 2006
Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
Mr. Martin Strauss BE(Hons)(Melb) DipMus(Prac)(Melb)
Saturday, March 18th, 2006
It is done.
Update: More pictures.
Chipmunk face
Friday, March 10th, 2006
The teeth are gone. In their place I have some bruising and a dull ache. Yesterday the swelling made me look a bit Mr Incredible, with chiselled features etc, but today it’s just chipmunk.
Update: More photos.
Wailing, and gnashing of (wisdom) teeth
Monday, March 6th, 2006
You would think, wouldn’t you, that if I, as a customer, walked into an establishment, and asked to purchase one of their products, in an ongoing sort of customer-relationship fashion, that they’d be rather pleased about this, and make some sort of effort to encourage me to enter into this arrangement. Instead, I get (somewhat, but not very, paraphrased):
Me: Hi, i’d like to purchase your X.
Brainless Drone: Er, I have an appointment at 10 (this was at 9:50, mind you), and Ange is with someone else right now, could you bugger off and come back when I can be bothered?
Me: Sure. (thinks: like hell I will.)
The culprit: the National Australia Bank. I suppose I was interested in their zero-monthly-account-fee graduate account. You get what you pay for. Maybe I’ll try a different branch in the hope that their drones are friendlier.
In other news, the ol’ dentes sapientiae are coming out on Thursday. All four of them at once. General anasthetic and all that. Icecream and pumpkin soup for 2 weeks. Eek.
