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Schwenk me baby one more time


Friday, February 24th, 2006

This post is for all of you who I haven’t managed to tell in person… it’s not that I don’t love you, it’s just that I, er, forgot. Yes, that.

I have been given a scholarship by the International Max Planck Research School in Computer Science to study a Master of Science at the Universität des Saarlandes in Saarbrücken, Germany. (Land of the Schwenke. Hence the title. Never mind, it was funny at the time.) So, I will be leaving the country on the 2nd of April, to arrive in Germany on Monday the 3rd.

I’m being looked after rather well — not only does the scholarship pay relatively handsomely in Euros, they pay for one flight over there and one flight back, and they find me an apartment, and help me to get visas, health insurance, and all that jazz. (In the meantime, it seems they find health insurance for me, and indeed also pay for it.) The apartments they have don’t look all that exciting, but I gather they come with very short rent contracts, and ample opportunity to find a place for myself in a month or so. And hey, it takes away the pressure of finding a suitable place right away.

And yes, of course I’ll need to buy myself a Schwenker :-)

Meme meme meme meme meme meme meme…


Saturday, February 4th, 2006


 

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)


    Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

    For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.

    It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random
Brutal
Sex
Dreamer

    Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.


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